Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes
142 total quotesMultiple Characters
Reese Bobby
Ricky Bobby
Texas Ranger Bobby
Walker Bobby
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Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
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Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
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Anarchy! Anarchy! I don't know what it means but I love it!
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One of you Turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth
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My teacher asked me what the capital of north carolina was and i said washington dc and she said no. your wrong. and i said you've got a lumpy butt. and she got mad and yelled at me and i peed my pants and i never did changed my pee pants all day. i'm still sittin' here in my dirty pee pants..
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[about being a pit crew member] Sorry, Lucius, but it's a hard habit to break, like stalking an ex-girlfriend.
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Peaches and cream!
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It's not always bad to be in last place. Here's some things we can focus on: One, we tried hard. And two, we're still dear friends!
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Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword King Arthur used to bring together the knights of the roundtable, until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen [whispering] in the biblical sense.
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[After Ricky has stabbed himself in the leg] Here, we'll use this knife to pry the other one out! Kristen eats knives for breakfast!
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Just remember this, Ricky: you wreck that car, that's $200,000 out of your pocket!
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[Removing the knife from Ricky's leg] Cut around the meat...
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Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are not paralyzed!
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Carley Bobby: [about Walker and Texas Ranger] If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named them 'Dr. Quinn' and 'Medicine Woman', okay?
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Bill Weber: We'd like to thank you for joining us for NBC's coverage of NASCAR. Coming up next, it's "Ice Dancing To The Hits Of Motown".