Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes
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Reese Bobby
Ricky Bobby
Texas Ranger Bobby
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[After breaking Ricky's arm] Your injury is one of ignorance and pride!
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Ah, "Reecky Booby"! Now we shall dance...and yes, it will be a slow jam!
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You must decide, "Reecky Booby". Is it foolish pride, or is it greatness for you?
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[on the Shake and Bake] What is that, is that a catchphrase or is it, uh, epilepsy?
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It makes no sense! This "Shake and Bake", it's nonsense!
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Where are you, "Reecky Booby"? Come face your destroyer!
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Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.
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[to Ricky] I am a racing car driver, just like you, except I am from Formula Un.
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My husband Gregory and I wish for that which every other couple wish for: to retire to Stockholm and design a currency for dogs and cats to use.
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[about holding hands with Ricky] It is a sign of friendship in many cultures, it is not sexual at all. Do not be bothered by the fact I have an erection right now. It has nothing to do with you.
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You shut up, you little potlicker, I'll put you in a microwave!
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[Getting thrown out of Ricky's school] You people are in the wrong on this one! So in the wrong! This is egregious! You hear me? Egregious!
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[on smoking in school] It's okay, I'm a volunteer fireman.
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You need to learn to drive with the fear, and there ain't nothin' more goddamn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.
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Close the door and come in. I got weed in here, cowboy.