Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes

View Quote Hold on a second, Mr. Fancy-Pants Foreigner. You just broke my bro's arm. Now you're gonna get tasered. Say hello to Dr. Watts!

View Quote We missed you at the wedding. It was really classy. We had a Styx cover band, and a nacho fountain. Check it, it was a nacho fountain.

View Quote What's implication mean?

View Quote Abracadabra, homes.

View Quote Cause I like to party

View Quote [to Ricky, in the hospital] There's somethin' I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread, man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. It was weird, I... I mean, you probably didn't hear about it 'cause I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow, that I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.

View Quote We go together like cocaine and waffles.

View Quote Hakuna Matata, bitches!

View Quote By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was shit!

View Quote And now, the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker!

View Quote You have spilled my macchiato.

View Quote [when asked about what French people are famous for] We invented democracy, existentialism, and the m?nage-à-trois.

View Quote You know the sixty-nine, with the head down in that place? [jerks his head to his right] We came up with it.

View Quote [to Ricky] Tomorrow, you are going to get beaten. Beaten real bad, cowboy!

View Quote What has America ever given the world, apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the Thighmaster?