Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes
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Reese Bobby
Ricky Bobby
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[after Ricky punches him in the nose] Hey, son? Son! Did this go good?
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[to Ricky who is delivering pizza on a bike] Hey, is that a Huffy? That's a nice-lookin' bike, boy!
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You got hair on your peaches or what?
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[on "first or last"] I was high when I said that! That makes no sense at all! I mean, you could be second, third, fourth-- hell, you could even be fifth!
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Daddy, you made that grace your bitch.
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I like to think of Jesus like a ninja, fightin' off evil samurai.
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I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
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Greatest generation my ass, Tom Brokaw is a punk!
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[as Ricky attempts to pass Girard in a race] Send that weird man back to Indonesia!
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I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
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Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger?
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Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
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Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
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Anarchy! Anarchy! I don't know what it means but I love it!
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One of you Turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth