Stella Hansen Well, it's nice to know you could get me that hot.
John Winger
Bill Murray · 34 quotes
Sgt. Hulka
Warren Oates · 27 quotes
Russell Ziskey
Harold Ramis · 15 quotes
Capt. Stillman
John Larroquette · 8 quotes
Cruiser
John Diehl · 5 quotes
Dewey Oxburger
5 quotes
Most scenes together: John Winger & Sgt. Hulka (17), John Winger & Russell Ziskey (9), Russell Ziskey & Sgt. Hulka (8)
Stripes quotes
Page 3 of 4 Stella Hansen [breaking up a fight]
Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! The hell's the matter with you?! Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw Old Yeller? Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end? [raises his hand] Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot? I'm sure. [hands are reluctantly raised] I cried my eyes out. [even more hands go up] So we're all dogfaces. We're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army. We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us! We're soldiers, but we're American soldiers! We've been kickin' ass for 200 years! We're 10 and 1! Now we don't have to worry about whether or not we practiced. We don't have to worry about whether Captain Stillman wants to have us hung. All we have to do is to be the great American fighting soldier that is inside each one of us. Now do what I do, and say what I say. And make me proud. Fall in!
And then depression set in.
Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.
Excuse me, stewardess, is there a movie on this flight?
Hari Krishna! Hari Krushna! Krishna, Krishna...
I bet you can't do five push-ups, right now. Let's go, five good ones.
I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make, but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.
Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.
My doctor says I've been swallowing a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas.
My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of boots. I don't think I've ever been this happy.
Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.
Sergeant, I don't think we should march today. You know it's the cold and flu season.