P Peter
Cast a new spell, only this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is. Make everyone forget– me.
P Peter
But it would work, right?
Yeah, it would work. But you gotta understand, that would mean everyone who knows and loves you, we… we'd have no memory of you. It would be as though you never existed.
[Sighs]
You'd better go and say your goodbyes. You don't have long.
P Peter
[Touched]
Thank you, Stephen.
[Chuckles]
Yeah. Still feels weird.
P Peter
[Smiles]
I'll see you around. [Swings away]
[To himself, emotional]
So long, kid. [Starts to cast the spell]
(About Electro, after Spider-Man shot Electro with his magic web)
What did you do to him?!
Please, sir, I can explain---
Did you just kill him!!? (He lunges at Spider-Man)
AGH!
Spider-Man shoots him with his magic web.
E Eddie
[In a bar, Eddie Brock is talking to a bartender] [drunk]
Okay... Okay, okay, I-I think I got this. You're saying that-that this whole place... here i-- is just tons... of super people.
V Venom
And he has been saying it for hours.
E Eddie
Alright, tell me again. I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. There was a billionaire, he had a tin suit, and he could fly, right? [bartender make a Holy Cross sign] Okay. And there was a really angry green man?
V Venom
Yeah, and you thought "Lethal Protector" was a shit name.
E Eddie
Yeah, because... it is. Now, tell me again about your purple alien that loves stones. 'Cause I'll tell you what, man. Aliens, they do not love stones.
V Venom
Eddie, don't start!
E Eddie
Y'know what aliens love? Eating brains! Because that's what they do! All right?
B Bartender
Senor, he made my family disappear. For five years.
E Eddie
Five years? Wow. That's... That's a long time. I mean, yeah. Maybe I should go to New York and speak to this... Spider-Man.
V Venom
Eddie! We are drunk! Let's go skinny-dip!
E Eddie
I don't think we should skinny-dip.
B Bartender
Sir, you have to pay the bill.
V Venom
[Suddenly Doctor Strange's spell affects Eddie and Venom and sends them back to their universe.]
What is happening?! NO! NO! We just got here! No, not again!
B Bartender
[Both Eddie and Venom vanish, leaving the bartender speechless.]
And there he goes. No paying the bill, no tips, nothing.
[Unaware to the bartender, a small piece of Venom was left behind, and the symbiote starts moving.]
[Peter 1 lands on the fallen shield. Peter 3 is supporting Peter 2.]
Hey. Uh, I-I think this is it. I think you're about to go home.
Um, but I, uh– Thank you. I just wanted– I want you to– I wanna tell you that– I-I really don't know how to say this, like–
I want you to know that I–
You know. It's what we do.
Yeah. It's what we do. Um– Right. I– I gotta find Ned and MJ. I, uh– [Embraces both Peter 2 and Peter 3] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! [Pulls away] I guess– I guess I'll see you. Bye. [Swings away to find Ned and MJ, with Peter 2 and Peter 3 looking on]
[To Peter 2]
You're in so much pain, huh?
[Peter, MJ, and Ned alert Dr. Strange about the new supervillains that just appeared.]
So how did the bad guys get here?
He screwed up a spell trying to get you into college.
Wait, what?! I thought it was the MIT Lady you saved.
No, that was after. Let's just focus on the good news, okay?
No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers, so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and… Scooby-Doo this shit!
You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up, meaning that all of this is kind of your mess. You know, I know a couple of magic words myself. Starting with the word "please".
[Resigned]
Please Scooby-Doo this shit.
G Goblin
[The Goblin non-fatally stabs Peter 2 in the back, causing him to collapse. Peter 3 arrives with the Goblin anti-serum and sees Peter 2 collapse.] [To Peter 1]
She was there– because of you. I may have struck the blow, but you– [Chuckles evilly] You are the one that killed her. [Starts cackling evilly]
N Norman
[Peter 3 throws Peter 1 the anti-serum. Peter 1 catches it, then plunges it into the Goblin's neck in far more ferocity and savagery than before. Norman drops to his knees.] [Stares up at Peter 1, confused]
Peter? [Looks down at Peter 2, who is lying on the ground, then turns back to Peter 1, remorseful] What have I done?
[Peter 1 just stares angrily at Norman.]
Dr. Strange is casting his spell. Peter 1 has already interrupted him several times.
(Misunderstanding)
No, I'm annoyed.
No, it's a name, Harold 'Happy' Hogan---
Dr. Strange's spell explodes.
You can see an endless purple nebula (the Multiverse) through gaping cracks in the wall. Dr. Strange gives a yell of effort and, closing the cracks, manages to contain the spell.
Dr. Strange: So, Peter. To what do I owe the pleasure?
P Peter
I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
Please. We saved half the universe together. [Magically lights a fire in the fireplace] I think we're beyond you calling me "sir".
That feels weird, but I'll allow it.
