I like the night life. I like to boogey.
Charlie Mackenzie
Mike Myers · 29 quotes
Stuart Mackenzie
Mike Myers · 17 quotes
Harriet Michaels
Nancy Travis · 8 quotes
Tony Giardino
Anthony LaPaglia · 7 quotes
Most scenes together: Charlie Mackenzie & Harriet Michaels (8), Charlie Mackenzie & Tony Giardino (7), Stuart Mackenzie & Charlie Mackenzie (3)
So I Married an Axe Murderer quotes
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Let's get pissed!
Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick.
May, shut it!
May, turn off the Bay City Rollers! The soccer game is about to begin!
No kidding. His head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts.
Ooh, that was off-sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow!
Oooh, that was offsides, wasn't it? Tonight he'll cry himself to sleep... on his huge pilla!
We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down. 'S all right, he's just pissed.
Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to belief, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, on Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.
You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called FA-QUE! (pronounces it "**** you") It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.
[after being asked by Harriet what he looks for in a woman]
Most people say a sense of humor, but I'm gonna have to go with breast size.