Charlie Mackenzie I think I'm dating Ms. X... Charlie Mackenzie Harriet! Harry-it, hard-hearted harbinger of haggis... Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? He wants you back, he screams into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely! It's really hard! This poem... sucks. Harriet Michaels Do you actually like haggis? Charlie Mackenzie No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.