“Harriet! Harry-it, hard-hearted harbinger of haggis... Beautiful...” – Charlie Mackenzie, So I Married an Axe Murderer ... Movie Quotes Database

Harriet! Harry-it, hard-hearted harbinger of haggis... Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? He wants you back, he screams into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely! It's really hard! This poem... sucks.

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