Anthony LaPaglia movie quotes

32 quotes from 4 movies

Happy Feet (2006) as Boss Skua

View Quote [telling Mumble about how he got the yellow tag on his leg] I got two words for you, kid: Alien abduction.

View Quote [to Mumble] The flipper boids - that's you - eat the fish. The flying boids - that's me - eat the flipper boids and the fish. And lately, there ain't a lot of fish.

View Quote Mumble: Excuse me. What is this place?
Penguin: (in a HAL 9000-like voice) You're in Heaven, Dave - Penguin Heaven.
Mumble: Is it anywhere near Emperor Land?
Penguin: It's wherever you want it to be. Try the water, Dave. It's really real.

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So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) as Tony Giardino

View Quote John Johnson: Hello everyone, I am a park ranger and I will be leading you on the tour. All of the park rangers were, at one time, guards, myself included. My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me "Vicky".
Tony Giardino: I love Vicky.
Charlie Mackenzie: Yeah, Vicky's the best.

View Quote Tony Giardino: What about Pam?
Charlie Mackenzie: She smelled like soup.

View Quote Charlie Mackenzie: I think I'm dating Mrs. X
Tony Giardino: Charlie. Two words: Therapy.

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Empire Records (1995) as Joe

View Quote Jane: What are you doing later?
Joe: I don't know. I'm either going to jail or hell. I can't decide.

View Quote A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing...
Joe: Oh, yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
A.J.: Oh yeah, definitely.

View Quote [Joe is talking to the police about Warren]
Joe: [to Warren] How old are you?
Warren: Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall.
Joe: [to the cops on the phone] Yeah, he's a juvenile.

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Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010) as Twilight

View Quote [first lines; flying in with a protesting Mrs. Plithiver] Dinner is served, and she will not stop talking!

View Quote If I have to hear another of his Owl Jokes!

View Quote That poem just came to me, if you can believe it.

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