“Hello everyone, I am a park ranger and I will be leading you on the...” – John Johnson, So I Married an Axe Murderer ... Movie Quotes Database

John Johnson

Hello everyone, I am a park ranger and I will be leading you on the tour. All of the park rangers were, at one time, guards, myself included. My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me "Vicky".

Tony Giardino

I love Vicky.

Charlie Mackenzie

Yeah, Vicky's the best.

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Charlie Mackenzie Mike Myers More Charlie Mackenzie quotes →

Tony Giardino Anthony LaPaglia More Tony Giardino quotes →

John Johnson Phil Hartman

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