[Meanwhile the Sharks mourn the loss of Frankie.]
Nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
Don Feinberg [singing]
I could fly higher than an eagle... If you are the wind beneath my wings [coughs] Frankie, we'll miss you.
G Giuseppe
It's a terrible thing, Don Lino. Everybody loved Frankie. May whoever did this die a thousand deaths. May his stinking, maggot-covered corpse rot in the fiery depths of hell!
Thank you for your kind thoughts, Giuseppe.
G Giuseppe
Oh, and may Lenny be found safe and sound too. Hope he's okay.
I said some things to him... We gotta find him.
We're searching everywhere. Forget about it, he'll turn up.
What's wrong with that kid? Why's he gotta be so different? Frankie, God rest his soul, he was perfect. Perfect. [Lenny, who has been eavesdropping outside of the window leaves with a muffled sobs] Oh... Luca. Who could have done this?
Don Feinberg Don Lino, at this most difficult time, please accept my deepest condolences.
Thank you, Don Feinberg, for honoring my son with your song.
Don Feinberg I got some news, about the guy who took out Frankie. [he passes gas and the bubble knocks out an orca standing behind him]
Let's... Yeah, let's talk over here. [They swim to the window]
Don Feinberg He come out of nowhere, this guy. Calls himself... [turns around with a flourish] The Sharkslayer!
[behind him tapping his shoulder]
Ira, over here...
Don Feinberg [turns to face Lino, makes the flourish again]
Sorry. The Sharkslayer!
Don Feinberg He lives on the South Side. That's all we could dig up. [to the other sharks] Any other requests?
Don Feinberg [off-screen]
How about that Titanic song?
OS Other Sharks
[off-screen; groaning]
Oh, please no! Not again!
[to Luca; getting more and more vengeful as he speaks]
Get Sykes. He knows that Reef better than anybody. I want to know all about this guy. I want to know what he does. I want to know where he eats. I want to know where he sleeps. He pops a gill, I want to know about it. Who is the Sharkslayer?
[At the dining table room with all the sharks, Lenny disguised as dolphin and Oscar, gulps in nervous, Sykes breathing in nervous, Oscar clear throat, he trying to get the mug on the plate, hammerhead gasps in shocked, he turns around at the killer whales, he growls with the crawls, but the one orca faints on the floor.]
Will you stop screwing around? This'll never work. We're dead. We're dead!
Thank you, Sykes. Thank you. My man Sykes just begged me not to murder-lise all y'all up in here, all right. Now, I might listen to him, but then again I might not. And that depends on the individual behavior of all the individuals in here, individually. Ain't that right?
H1 Hammerhead #1
Look, he's got dolphin muscle.
H2 Hammerhead #2
My uncle Vito got whacked by one of those.
All right. Now which one of you sardines called this meeting?
[enters]
That would be me. So, this is the Sharkslayer. I've been looking forward to meeting you. I feel like we're practically family. You know that? Funny, ain't it? I brought my kids into the world, full of love and care, and you took them out. You know who I am? Do you know who I am? I'm the Don. The boss of the Great White Sharks.
Hey, Boss, I saved you a seat.
I've been running this reef since before you was born. And if you thought a guy like me can't get to a guy like you... Guess what? You thought wrong. [He lifted up the cover to reveal the gagged Angie.]
Pfft! Man, you the one who's wrong. I barely even know that girl. What's your name, miss?
Oh, yeah? Well, I say he's bluffing.
Marone, if I wasn't married.
Don Feinberg How ya doing, pretty lady?
You know, Sharkslayer, there's only one thing I like better than money. Revenge.
Your sharkslaying days are over. And there ain't nothing you can do about it. [Oscar laughs. Lenny and Sykes laugh]
You got nothing. Nothing! Sebastian, take her out. [As commanded, Lenny swoops down and "eats" Angie. Oscar hums U Can't Touch This]
Can't touch this.
Can't touch this.
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Stop. Oscar time. [After Lenny "eats" Angie] Okay, new rules. Nobody, I repeat, nobody, makes a move without my OK. I am the Panama Canal, baby. From now on, everything [places a spoon on Giuseppe's nose] flows through me.
G Giuseppe
Heh?! What'd he do?! What'd he do?! I can't see it!
You don't lose a tooth, you don't grow one back without my okay, okay?
[nervously]
Okay. [The swordfish sneezes, stuck to the table]
If you sneeze, you don't wipe that boogie without my okay, okay?
And you don't say "okay" without my okay! Okay?! [one of the orcas faints, Lenny starts gagging]
Uh-Oh. Okay, thank you all for coming. We gotta go.
Oh, and one more thing. What is with all y'all living in the Love Boat?
Y'all are supposed to be the mob. Get yourselves a real hideout.
[to Lino]
And take a good look, Lino. It's over. You're old school...!
SA Sykes and Lenny
Oscar!
What?! [Lenny makes a last gag and retches out Angie, a violin, a sidewalk sweeper, a radio box and a Louisiana's car license plate]
The horror! THE HORROR! [one of the sharks eats the Louisiana's license plate; retches out a beach ball]
[chuckles]
Um, excuse me. [swims over to Angie] Ang, are you okay?
No, I am not okay! He ate me!
I couldn't take it. The taste was killin' me!
[sees Lenny]
Lenny? Is that you? You're alive? [hugs Lenny] I thought I lost you. [noticed his disguise] What are you wearing? Huh? What is that? [Dejected, Lenny takes off his black and yellow scarf, then scrubs his nose with his sponge and takes off the red rubber band. The sharks gasps in assortment]
Hey, Boss, it's Lenny, he was wearing a disguise so we couldn’t recognize him, but now he's not wearing a disguise, so we do recognizing him.
[still dejected]
Hi, Pop...
[upset; Lenny turns blue]
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, are you out of your mind?! Do you have any idea how this looks?!
G Giuseppe
[whispers to another shark]
This is the best sit down I ever been to.
What are you doing with this guy?! He took out your own flesh and blood, Frankie!
But nothing! You never take sides against the family! Ever?!
Hey, Don Lino, sir. Listen, it's not his fault. This is between you and me.
What did I ever do to YOU?! You took Frankie away, and you turned Lenny into a dolphin! [turns furiously] I'M GONNA GET YOU! [Oscar shrieks, Don Lino starts chasing him]
Oscar, swim! [opens the door] Swim for your life! [Don Lino gets wedged in a porthole while chasing Oscar]
[calling after Oscar]
You're gonna regret the day you became the Sharkslayer!
[appears in another porthole]
Well, well, well...look who's stuck in the porthole.
You still hungry, big guy? Well, say hello to my little friends! [A bunch of shrimps appear and attack Lino]
Hello, Sykes' Whale Wash; And the price... [sees Don Lino chasing Oscar; alarmed] OH MY GOSH!
All right. [not knowing] Hey, you got it right! [suddenly sees Don Lino also. They swim away in fear]
Come on, everyone's waiting, Mr. Manager.
All right, I just gotta put the finishing touch on my new desk. Love ya, Pop.
All right, partner, let's see what you can do.
Sykes and Oscar's Whale Wash is now open for business.
[crowd cheering] [Christina Aguilera and Missy Elliott: "Car Wash"]
Yo, E, B. Let's get this party bumping.
Yo, yo. It's E and B on the wheels of steel.
Yo, Christina. Missy. How about we have a little Oscar-licious fun? Don't try this at home. Warm it up. I be warming it up. Okay, Jimbo, let it go!
Hey, Angie, sorry Pop and I are late, but we brought some new customers.
Come on, snap your fin. Snap it. You're not snapping it.
I'm snapping it, I'm snapping it!
That's okay, a lot of great whites can't do it, yo.
Yo-yo-yo, yo-yo-yo, yo-yo-yo-yo...
[threatening]
Hey, you say "Yo" one more time, and I'm gonna yo you!
OK, dude, I pimped your hide.
Don Feinberg Check me out.
O Orca
Hey. You think this is funny? What am I, a clown to you?
Keep up with me. Don't let me lose ya. You know I'll lose ya.
You don't want none of this.
You gotta be kidding. Break it down, fellas. You got served.
