Hi, I'm Oscar. You might think you know, but you have no idea. [rap music] Welcome to my crib. The good life, the way the other half lives. Check it out, I got my 60" inch high-def, flatscreen TV with 6-speaker surround-sound, CD, DVD, PlayStation hook-up, and an 8-track player for days when you're feeling just a little... [beatbox] old school. [laughs] 'Cause even a superstar Mack daddy fish like me has to have the necessities.
S1 Shorty #1
[appears]
Yeah, like money! [Camera zooms out to show Oscar standing in front of billboard ad]
Come on, Shorties, why you messing with my fantasy?
S1 Shorty #1
'Cause you're so broke, your baloney has no first name.
Hey, Oscar. Over here. I gotta talk to ya.
Be right there. Hang onto these.
S3 Shorty #3
Oscar, you da fish.
Now that you live in a great penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?
That's a billboard, Crazy Joe.
You live in a billboard? And they call me crazy! [laughs insanely while floating away with an umbrella]
S1 Shorty #1
Hey, Oscar! Look who came to visit!
[turns around and freaks out]
YAAH!!! [They shorties spray-painted the billboard with a pic of Oscar being devoured by a shark bursting through the penthouse floor]
No, don't do that! Shouldn't you kids be in school?
S2 Shorty #2
Shouldn't you be at work?
Right back at me, eh? Little smart mouth? Now I'm on my way and y'all stay outta trouble. [turns back to the graffiti] And clean that stuff up!
S3 Shorty #3
See ya! [The Shorties clean the graffiti]
[sobs]
Please. I'm begging you. Don't leave me alone.
S1 Shorty #1
Yo! Put your fins on the wall where I can see 'em.
S1 Shorty #1
[Oscar looked over to see the shorties.]
Gotcha.
S1 Shorty #1
Check out my mad burner.
S1 Shorty #1
How ya like that?
Hey, y'all kids got some skills.
S1 Shorty #1
It's wild style, dude.
What did I tell you? You kids shouldn't be doing this. And besides, it's not safe to be out here at night.
S1 Shorty #1
It is now, bro-bro. You the Sharkslayer.
S2 Shorty #2
Yeah, bro-bro.
S2 Shorty #2
What was that?
[coughs loudly]
Sometimes I be coughing for nothing. I need you off these streets, seriously. Get your butts home. I'll tell your moms y'all doing bad stuff.
S1 Shorty #1
Let's go make Mr. Sykes puff up.
S2 Shorty #2
See ya later, dude.
Lenny. Did you see what just happened there?
I know. [laughing] They think you're the Sharkslayer. As if! [cackles]
I don't appreciate your funky tone, actually.
No, wait up. Hey. I'm sorry, seriously. I don't want you mad at me, and I certainly don't want you to :[s****] slay me.
You're having a good time? You're enjoying yourself? [Lenny laughs uproariously] Well, for your information, I am the Sharkslayer; Oscar the Sharkslayerer!, that's what people say.
[coming to a realization]
Wait. You mean you...?
When the anchor... [gasps dramatically before smirking] Oh, you're a liar!
What? [scoffs] Please, I didn't lie! [Lenny gives him an "Oh, really?" glare] All right, I lied. But it was a little lie! Come on, who's it gonna hurt anyway? Man, I'm not explaining myself to you. You're on your own.
No problem. And if, God forbid, someone should, I don't know, find out the truth about the Sharkslayer on my way back...
Come here. Of course you can come with me. But, you know, you're a shark, right? And I'm a Sharkslayer, so we can't be seen together. You dig, dog?
Dig. Dog. Dog dig. Dig dog. Yeah, yo diggy dog.
Come on, everyone's waiting, Mr. Manager.
All right, I just gotta put the finishing touch on my new desk. Love ya, Pop.
All right, partner, let's see what you can do.
Sykes and Oscar's Whale Wash is now open for business.
[crowd cheering] [Christina Aguilera and Missy Elliott: "Car Wash"]
Yo, E, B. Let's get this party bumping.
Yo, yo. It's E and B on the wheels of steel.
Yo, Christina. Missy. How about we have a little Oscar-licious fun? Don't try this at home. Warm it up. I be warming it up. Okay, Jimbo, let it go!
Hey, Angie, sorry Pop and I are late, but we brought some new customers.
Come on, snap your fin. Snap it. You're not snapping it.
I'm snapping it, I'm snapping it!
That's okay, a lot of great whites can't do it, yo.
Yo-yo-yo, yo-yo-yo, yo-yo-yo-yo...
[threatening]
Hey, you say "Yo" one more time, and I'm gonna yo you!
S2 Shorty #2
OK, dude, I pimped your hide.
O Orca
Hey. You think this is funny? What am I, a clown to you?
Keep up with me. Don't let me lose ya. You know I'll lose ya.
You don't want none of this.
You gotta be kidding. Break it down, fellas. You got served.
