Michelle [Dewey's lounging at his desk]
Are you going to teach us anything? Or are we just going to sit here?
I want to learn from my teacher.
Played by Jordan-Claire Green 
School of Rock (2003) · 45 quotes
School of Rock (2003) · 45 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in School of Rock (2003): in 4 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Dewey (3), Summer (2), Freddy (2)
Scenes with Michelle
4 scenes Michelle 
Michelle Mr. S? We came up with some names for the band.
Yeah? Hit me.
Eleni
The Bumblebees?
No, it's sissy.
Eleni
The Koala Bears?
No! What are you talkin' about? It's too sissy!
Michelle [The entire class is depressed after learning the truth about Dewey and the Battle of the Bands]
So, his name really wasn't Mr. Schneebly?
Nah, it was, like, Dewey somethin'...
Marco
What about the project?
Wake up, Marco. There was no project.
He just wanted us to play a show so we could make some money.
I can't believe we weren't getting graded on any of this.
What are you so bummed about? We had a three week vacation. Yeah, it was a waste of time, but it was a lot better than school.
It was not a waste of time.
Hate to break it to you, bro, but yeah, that's what it was.
You're an idiot.
Hey, shut up!
No, you shut up!
Hey, you wanna go?!
[stands up in Lawrence's defense]
Hey, if you touch him, I'll shove those sticks down your throat, got it?! [Freddy retreats] [to class] Mr. S was cool. We worked too long and hard not to play the show!
Okay, so what are we supposed to do?
Alicia
I say we get out of here and play the show.
Michelle Mr. S? We came up with some names for the band.
All right, hit me.
Eleni
The Bumblebees?
No, it's too sissy.
Eleni
The Koala Bears?
No! What are you talking about? It's too sissy!
Michelle How about, Pig Rectum?
Michelle!
It's a science project.
