3rd most-quoted character in Scary Movie 3 (2003): in 5 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: George (2)
These men died for their country; send flowers to their bitches and hos.
President Harris Right. Let's see if we can steer that course keeping everybody deeply disturbed. We don't want a panic. Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this. [goes over to a portrait of President Ford] I wonder what President Ford would've done. Well, if the buck stops here... The buck stops here.
All you need is a family...
And we can be that family.
Tabitha Thank you all. Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul. I'll never have to kill again.
Really?
Tabitha Nah! I'm just screwing with you! (she raises a knife)
President Harris I just wanted to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.
Agent Thompson Room is secure, Mr President.
President Harris Or is it?
Agent Thompson Sir?
President Thompson I've been thinking, Thompson. What if the aliens could take over human bodies, they'd look just like us? Or almost?
Agent Thompson I'd never thought of that, sir. We should be on the alert for anything suspicious.
President Harris They can be anywhere. Even...
Agent Thompson Right here. My God, we'd never see the attack coming. It's frightening, sir.
President Harris Don't panic. [quietly] We'll just move slowly toward the exit.
President Harris Isn't this great? Humans and aliens working together. We're one big, happy, intergalactic family.
Family. Huh. That's just what I've been running away from.
President Harris Well, that's because you're an idiot.
Frank Drebin
Count Dracula
Rumack
Mayor William Dudley
Uncle Albert
Dick Steele
Captain Harrison
Commander John J. Adams
