George [At Brenda's funeral]
Sue wanted to pay respects to her teacher. You?
Brenda was my bitch.
Played by Simon Rex 
Scary Movie 3 (2003) · 40 quotes
Scary Movie 3 (2003) · 40 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Scary Movie 3 (2003): in 4 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Cindy (3), President Harris (2)
Scenes with George
4 scenes George All you need is a family...
George And we can be that family.
Tabitha
(Tabitha turns into a little girl)
Thank you all. Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul. I'll never have to kill again.
Really?
Tabitha
(Tabitha turns back into a corpse)
Nah! I'm just screwing with you! (she raises a knife)
(President Harris opens the door and unknowingly hits Tabitha, causing her to fall in the well)
I just wanted to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.
George I don't know. Me and Cody were playing a fun game and... (looks down at gameboard) Yahtzee! (stands up and bangs his head on a shelf, then falls onto the table again)
Isn't this great? Humans and aliens working together. We're one big, happy, intergalactic family.
George Family. Huh. That's just what I've been running away from.
Well, that's because you're an idiot.
