The Architect quotes

View Quote My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I.

View Quote I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her... Linda.

View Quote She scared the horses, killed the puppies, hid the remote. Really sick shit. My wife killed her by drowning her in a nearby well. I thought a time-out would have been fine.