Guido
Joel, you look like a smart kid. I'm going to tell you something I'm sure you'll understand. You're having fun now, right? Right, Joel? The time of your life. In a sluggish economy, never ever **** with another man's livelihood. Now, if you're smart, and I hope you are, you're not gonna make me come back here.
Guido
Hey Joel! Here's to your future as a businessman. 'Cause God knows, you're gonna need it.
Guido
Time of your life, huh, kid?
Where's Lana?
Guido
Maybe she's on the choo-choo. I hear she's got this thing about choo-choos.
I want to know who took my stuff.
Guido
I took your stuff, Joel, are you kidding?
Then you listen to me, buster! You a-hole! If I don't get my stuff back... [Guido hangs up] Shit!
Guido
A-hole?
I want my furniture back right now.
Guido
Now, you listen to me.
No, no! You listen to me! [Guido hangs up] Shit!
Guido
This is getting boring.
Can I have my furniture back? Please?
Guido
You listen to me, you little ****! You not only took my two best girls, you call me names and insult me!
I'm sorry.
Guido
If I had any self-respect, it wouldn't just be the furniture, it would be your legs! Your arms! Your head! Do we understand each other?
Yes, we do.
Guido
No! Do we understand each other?
Yes, we understand each other.
Guido
Well, you're lucky in one respect.
What's that?
Guido
I like you, Joel. Don't you know that?
