Risky Business (1983) · 44 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Risky Business (1983): in 3 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Joel Goodsen (3)
Joel's Father Joel, do you hear something odd? Something unpleasant?
No.
Joel's Father A preponderance of bass, perhaps?
No.
Joel's Father Is this the way I left the equalizer?
No.
Joel's Father This is not a toy for you and your friends. If you can't use it properly, you're not to use it at all. My house, my rules.
Joel?
Yes, Mom?
Can I talk to you for a minute? What happened to my egg?
What do you mean?
There's a crack in it!
You're kidding!
No, Joel, I'm not kidding. There's a small crack, inside the egg.
Joel's Father What's wrong?
My egg is ruined.
Joel's Father What happened?
I don't know.
You don't know.
Mom, maybe it was there before.
I don't think so, Joel. How could you let this happen?
I'm sorry.
This is so damned irresponsible of you!
Joel's Father We'll get another one. Joel will pay for it.
Sure, I'll pay for it.
Where will you get the money to pay for something like that? I'm very disappointed in you. [walks out]
Joel's Father She'll be all right. Why don't you put in some yard work?
Joel's Father Do you have something to tell me?
No...I don't think so.
Joel's Father I just got off the telephone with Bill Rutherford. Apparently, you two had quite a meeting. "Princeton can use a guy like Joel."
What?
Joel's Father "Princeton can use a guy like Joel." His exact words!
That's unbelievable!
Joel's Father You're as good as in! I knew you could do it! Haven't I been telling you, sometimes you have to say: "What the heck!" Take some chances.
You were so right.
Joel's Father You've made me very proud.
