Lana quotes from Risky Business (1983)

Lana

Are you ready for me... Ralph?

Lana

Let's make love on a real train.

Lana

This is a beautiful place, Ralph. Is it all yours?

It's my folks', actually.

Lana

Do you know what it's worth?

A lot, probably.

Lana

Oh, yeah! Real estate? It's fabulous!

Look, Lana... uh, my name isn't really Ralph. It's Joel.

Lana

Mmmm. I'll be needing 300 bucks...Joel.

You're kidding.

Lana

No, I don't believe that I am.

Can I send it to you?

Lana

Can you send it to me, Joel?

Well, uh, it's just that I don't have that much here in the house.

Lana

How much do you have?

I have 50 dollars.

Lana

50 dollars? What are we going to do about this, Joel?

I don't know.

I, uh, have a bond at the bank. I could go cash that.

Lana

I'm not good at waiting for people.

I'll be quick.

Lana

Give it a try.

This is my friend, Miles.

Lana

Do you like excitement, Miles?

Miles

Love it.

So is this Guido guy... he's your "manager"?
Lana: That's right.

Or a pimp?

Lana

Now that's quick Joel. Have you always been this quick, or is this something new?

Miles

I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.

Will you do me a favor?

Lana

Anything, cookie.

Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I'm not joking.

Lana

Joel, go to school. Go learn something.

Lana

So, I was thinking...if we ever got our friends together, we'd make a fortune!

Yeah. You're right.

Lana

Do you want to do that?

Do what?

Lana

Get our friends together in the next few days.

No. I don't think so.

Lana

Make some money. Be a little enterpriser.

Future enterpriser.

Lana

Be whatever you want to be. What if I said I'd be your girlfriend for the next few nights?

No charge?

Lana

Hey, I'm not pushing you on the idea. It's just that my mind keeps working all the time. Nothing I can do about it. It keeps working and working.

How come you left home?

Lana

Why?

I was just wondering.

Lana

Because my step-father kept coming on to me. What else do you want to know?

Do you have any brothers and sisters?

Lana

I have a brother. What else?

If you don't want to talk...

Lana

No, no. Ask me anything.

I don't think you want to talk and it's okay.

Lana

No, I really want to talk to you.

What does he do?

Lana

He's in school.

How come you're not in school?

Lana

I'm not my brother. I'm really trying to be friends with you. But I'd appreciate it if you'd stop trying to judge me while you're leaning on your daddy's 40 thousand dollar car. I'll see you around.

Was it something I said?

You've done some very solid work here, but it isn't quite lvy League, is it?

You know, Bill, there's one thing I learned in all my years. Sometimes you have to say "What the ****." Make your move.

I beg your pardon?

Lana

So, how are we doing?

Looks like University of Illinois!

I don't think I'm going to say, "What the ****" anymore. This thing has gotten way out of control. I'm going to kill Miles.

Lana

Oh, come on, Joel. Look at it this way. You're making a lot of money. You're providing your friends with an invaluable service. God knows, they needed the service! And, right now, you are one hot-shit future enterpriser. Don't worry so much. I'll be upstairs. And... you have a girlfriend to boot.

Do I?
...

Well, do I?

Lana

What do you think?

I don't know. You tell me. Yes? No? Maybe?

Lana

Yes...No...Maybe. [kisses Joel]

I was just thinking...where we might be ten years from now.

Lana

You know what I think? I think we're both going to make it big! I'm very optimistic! I mean it!

Can I ask you something? Was our night together just to set up Vicki and Guido?

Lana

No. You don't believe me, do you?

Lana

Guess we won't see each other for awhile.

I know.

Lana

Are you going straight home now?

I don't know. Why?

Lana

It might be nice if we spent the evening together.

I'd really like that. [pause] How much have you got on you?

Lana

How much have I got on me?

Yeah.

Lana

I've got twenty bucks.

Twenty bucks, Lana? What are we going to do about this?

Lana

Well, it's just that I don't have that much on me.

Lana

Can I send it to you?

Can you send it to me?

Lana

'Cause I don't have that much here. How about I write you a check?

Do you think I'd take a check from you? What am I, stupid?

Lana

I have a bond at the bank.

Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing.

Lana

What's wrong with that?

I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.