Hey Joel! Here's to your future as a businessman. 'Cause God knows, you're gonna need it.
Joel Goodsen
35 quotes
Lana
Rebecca De Mornay · 14 quotes
Miles
Curtis Armstrong · 7 quotes
Barry
Bronson Pinchot · 6 quotes
Glenn
Raphael Sbarge · 3 quotes
Guido
Joe Pantoliano · 3 quotes
Joel's Father
Nicholas Pryor · 3 quotes
Joel's Mother
Janet Carroll · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Joel Goodsen & Lana (11), Joel Goodsen & Miles (7), Joel Goodsen & Barry (5)
Risky Business quotes
Page 1 of 3Joel, you look like a smart kid. I'm going to tell you something I'm sure you'll understand. You're having fun now, right? Right, Joel? The time of your life. In a sluggish economy, never ever **** with another man's livelihood. Now, if you're smart, and I hope you are, you're not gonna make me come back here.
Just use your best judgement. We trust you.
Please Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter.
Are you ready for me... Ralph?
Let's make love on a real train.
Porsche Service Manager Who's the U-Boat Commander?
Joel
[laughing]
They're what kind of breasts?
Sublime breasts!
Are you stoned?
Joel
No. I do not believe so.
I think you're really wasted!
Joel
This is not wasted, Barry. This is definitely not wasted...Barry? I'm a little wasted!
I know.
Joel
Don't let me do anything stupid.
Don't worry.
I can't believe Glenn bringing Statwiler over like that.
Joel
Why?
Because he boffed Hendricks last week!
Joel
He did?
Yes! And after the game on Saturday, he **** her.
Joel
Barry?
What?
Joel
Boffing and **** are the same thing.
They are?
Joel
[laughing]
Yes. What did you think it was?
I thought it was something else. You're sure on this?
Joel
I'm positive.
Shit!
Bill Rutherford You've done some very solid work here, but it isn't quite lvy League, is it?
Joel
You know, Bill, there's one thing I learned in all my years. Sometimes you have to say "What the ****." Make your move.
Bill Rutherford I beg your pardon?
So, how are we doing?
Joel
Looks like University of Illinois!
My cousin went into dermatology. First year, over 80 grand!
Just for squeezing zits?
Why don't you try it, Barry? You have the experience.
Thank you, you're very kind.
Joel
Where's Lana?
Maybe she's on the choo-choo. I hear she's got this thing about choo-choos.
Joel
I want to know who took my stuff.
I took your stuff, Joel, are you kidding?
Joel
Then you listen to me, buster! You a-hole! If I don't get my stuff back... [Guido hangs up] Shit!
Joel
I want my furniture back right now.
Now, you listen to me.
Joel
No, no! You listen to me! [Guido hangs up] Shit!
Joel
Can I have my furniture back? Please?
You listen to me, you little ****! You not only took my two best girls, you call me names and insult me!
Joel
I'm sorry.
If I had any self-respect, it wouldn't just be the furniture, it would be your legs! Your arms! Your head! Do we understand each other?
Joel
Yes, we do.
No! Do we understand each other?
Joel
Yes, we understand each other.
Well, you're lucky in one respect.
Joel
What's that?
I like you, Joel. Don't you know that?
Jackie Joel, be a courageous person. Open the door! That way, you see, I can call a cab.
Joel
Again, I'm really sorry.
Jackie As long as we come to an arrangement, I'm in no mood for complaining. I mean, when you put your good money down you gotta get what you wanted in the first place. Know what I mean? When you buy a TV, you don't buy Sony if you want RCA. I know we could get along real well. But, hey! It's your hard-earned money, right? This way, we make an arrangement and everyone is satisfied.
Joel
You had carfare.
Jackie A long ride. I don't ever come out this far.
Joel
And your time.
Jackie My time, my effort, my infinite patience and understanding.
Joel
Thank you.
Jackie 75 dollars.
Joel
Fair enough.
Jackie Joel, I'm going to give you a number. You ask for Lana. It's what you want.
Joel
Thank you.
Jackie It's what every white boy off the lake wants.
Do you have something to tell me?
Joel
No...I don't think so.
I just got off the telephone with Bill Rutherford. Apparently, you two had quite a meeting. "Princeton can use a guy like Joel."
Joel
What?
"Princeton can use a guy like Joel." His exact words!
Joel
That's unbelievable!
You're as good as in! I knew you could do it! Haven't I been telling you, sometimes you have to say: "What the heck!" Take some chances.
Joel
You were so right.
You've made me very proud.