A scene from Risky Business 1983
Guido

[on the phone]

Time of your life, huh, kid?

Joel

Where's Lana?

Guido

Maybe she's on the choo-choo. I hear she's got this thing about choo-choos.

Joel

I want to know who took my stuff.

Guido

I took your stuff, Joel, are you kidding?

Joel

Then you listen to me, buster! You a-hole! If I don't get my stuff back... [Guido hangs up] Shit!

Guido

[Joel calls back]

A-hole?

Joel

I want my furniture back right now.

Guido

Now, you listen to me.

Joel

No, no! You listen to me! [Guido hangs up] Shit!

Guido

[Joel calls back]

This is getting boring.

Joel

Can I have my furniture back? Please?

Guido

You listen to me, you little ****! You not only took my two best girls, you call me names and insult me!

Joel

I'm sorry.

Guido

If I had any self-respect, it wouldn't just be the furniture, it would be your legs! Your arms! Your head! Do we understand each other?

Joel

Yes, we do.

Guido

No! Do we understand each other?

Joel

Yes, we understand each other.

Guido

Well, you're lucky in one respect.

Joel

What's that?

Guido

I like you, Joel. Don't you know that?

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