Barry quotes from Risky Business (1983)

Miles

What happened?

Last night?

Miles

That's right, with Kessler.

She was babysitting down the street.

Miles

We know that.

So, I went over there. She was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing. All of her clothes were drying upstairs.

Miles

'[laughing] It could happen.

So she plops down on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says "I think I'm in the mood."

Barry

She said that? What did you say?

I didn't have to say anything.

Barry

What did you do?

What do you think I did?

Glenn

I think you got the hell out of there...ran home, and whacked off.

With Kessler just lying there, just wanting me??

Miles

I disagree.

Thanks.

Miles

Did you have your bike?

Yeah.

Miles

I think you got on your bike, pedaled home...and whacked off.
[Everyone laughs]

Glenn

My cousin went into dermatology. First year, over 80 grand!

Barry

Just for squeezing zits?

Glenn

Why don't you try it, Barry? You have the experience.

Barry

Thank you, you're very kind.

Listen, you guys. Doesn't anyone want to accomplish anything? Or do we just want to make money?

Barry

Make money.

Just make money.

Glenn

Make a lot of money.

Barry

What about you, Joel?

Serve my fellow mankind.

Barry

I can't believe Glenn bringing Statwiler over like that.

Why?

Barry

Because he boffed Hendricks last week!

He did?

Barry

Yes! And after the game on Saturday, he **** her.

Barry?

Barry

What?

Boffing and **** are the same thing.

Barry

They are?

Yes. What did you think it was?

Barry

I thought it was something else. You're sure on this?

I'm positive.

Barry

Shit!

Barry

Sublime breasts.

They're what kind of breasts?

Barry

Sublime breasts!

Barry

Are you stoned?

No. I do not believe so.

Barry

I think you're really wasted!

This is not wasted, Barry. This is definitely not wasted...Barry? I'm a little wasted!

Barry

I know.

Don't let me do anything stupid.

Barry

Don't worry.