A scene from Risky Business 1983
Miles

What happened?

Joel

Last night?

Miles

That's right, with Kessler.

Joel

She was babysitting down the street.

Miles

We know that.

Joel

So, I went over there. She was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing. All of her clothes were drying upstairs.

Miles

'[laughing] It could happen.

Joel

So she plops down on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says "I think I'm in the mood."

Barry

She said that? What did you say?

Joel

I didn't have to say anything.

Barry

What did you do?

Joel

What do you think I did?

Glenn

I think you got the hell out of there...ran home, and whacked off.

Joel

[Everyone laughs]

With Kessler just lying there, just wanting me??

Miles

I disagree.

Joel

Thanks.

Miles

Did you have your bike?

Joel

Yeah.

Miles

I think you got on your bike, pedaled home...and whacked off.
[Everyone laughs]

In this scene

More from Risky Business

Risky Business (1983) poster
Risky Business 1983 · 44 quotes · 8 characters All Risky Business quotes →
All Risky Business quotes →