Skeeter
Wow!
Touch it.
Skeeter
Can I poke him?
No! These poor little creatures.
Shelbyː What's going on.
Come check it out. It's a dead possum.
Gladys
Debbie? I don't remember seeing a permit app for a gathering. Groups of more than one who wish to get... AAAH!
Timmy, get the shovel from the car.
Lights fading, limbs growing cold. - I see a tunnel.
Verne
Oh, no.
Mother, is that you beckoning me into the light? Must move toward the light.
What do you think he's doing?
Skeeter
Maybe we knocked his brains loose or something.
Verne
I'm tellin' you, you went to far this time. Let's get out of here and leave this [picks up the blue cooler] You're dangerous! You're insane?!
RJ
Nice catch Verne.
Yes! Yes! Sweet mother, I'm going HOME! [coughs] Goodbye, cruel world!? [notices the flowerpot on the sidewalk] Oh! Ooh! [Whispers] Rosebud. [groans as he spins around, then falls on the ground and passes out]
Skeeter
Now can I poke him?
No!
Gladys
You see? This is exactly why I called the exterminator, to kill them before they get hurt like this.
Verne
Everybody, get out of here right now!
RJ
Right! Kids, grab those handles. Get the stuff.
Verne
What?
Hammy
Here we go. I threw out my back.
RJ
Let's go.
Stella
Get down.
Verne
Oh, no.
Dwayne
Ha! I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? The solution is standing before you. Dwayne LaFontant is here.
Gladys
Where have you been? I'm throwing a "Welcome to the Neighborhood" party, tomorrow and so far Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have.
Dwayne
Stand down, sister. I personally guarantee that there will not be a living thing at this party. The Verminator is on the job.
Verne
Leave it. Leave it!
Dwayne
Now, what do we have here? [inhales] Didelphis marsupialis virginianus. Approximately ten pounds. [inhales] Male.
I think he's dead.
Dwayne
Oh, really? Do you in fact have a associates degree from VermTech? I think he wants you to think he's dead.
Go! Go!
RJ
Move, move! That's it! Run! Go, voluntary shock state.
Dwayne
Look at him closely. You can see him breathing.
Gladys
I certainly hope he's not in any pain.
Dwayne
What the...?
Gladys
AAHH! Kill it! Kill it!
Thank you all for coming! You were a great audience!
Oh, man!
Dwayne
All right, what am I up against here? Possum, porcupine, skunk, squirrel, raccoon, amphibian.
Verne
Reptile.
Dwayne
No. Reptile.
