I gotta warn ya Clark – they don’t play the same games that they do at them regular casinos
Cousin Eddie
Randy Quaid · 13 quotes
Clark Griswold
Chevy Chase · 11 quotes
Rusty Griswold
Ethan Embry · 9 quotes
Ellen Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo · 8 quotes
Cousin Vicki
Shae D'Lyn · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Clark Griswold & Cousin Eddie (2)
National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation quotes
Page 2 of 3I love what you've done with the kitchenette.
I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car.
I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me.
I'll never fly again.
I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.
In this world, you’re either up on the stage in the spotlight, or down in the pit serving drinks
It's a bust, Las Vegas fun police, hand over your chips. ha ha ha ha
It's expensive having an entourage.
It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!
Jilly - That's it, kid. Now all we have to do is teach you how to dress.
Lord is my witness, I hate this heat! If it isn't gluing your butt to the truck seat it's making you sweat like a farm animal!
Lord, I hate this heat. It's not bad enough it makes your butt stick to the seat. And I want somethin' better...hey, everybody.
My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.
My pen burst. (after hotel employee notices Clark's arm is blue from falling in the plane's toilet)