No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?
Cousin Eddie
Randy Quaid · 13 quotes
Clark Griswold
Chevy Chase · 11 quotes
Rusty Griswold
Ethan Embry · 9 quotes
Ellen Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo · 8 quotes
Cousin Vicki
Shae D'Lyn · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Clark Griswold & Cousin Eddie (2)
National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation quotes
Page 3 of 3No sir, I do not require them.
Oh, Keno! This is easy.
Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.
Roy - What a great audience.
Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"
That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.
Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower.
Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?
Whoa man it is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here {Casino} - like mother nature intended.
You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!