Uh, who are we kidding? We could save every city on the planet, and they'd still treat us like they've always treated us... like monsters.
Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D
Hugh Laurie · 26 quotes
B.O.B
Seth Rogen · 23 quotes
The Missing Link
Will Arnett · 23 quotes
Gallaxhar
Rainn Wilson · 22 quotes
Susan Murphy / Ginormica
Reese Witherspoon · 20 quotes
General Warren R. Monger
11 quotes
President Hathaway
Stephen Colbert · 9 quotes
General W.R. Monger
Kiefer Sutherland · 6 quotes
Wendy Murphy
Julie White · 6 quotes
Jerry
Kent Osborne · 3 quotes
Jordan
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D & B.O.B (10), Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D & The Missing Link (8), The Missing Link & B.O.B (7)
Monsters vs. Aliens quotes
Page 8 of 9We will think that the new Susan is the cat's "me-wow"! [chuckles for a brief moment; no reaction from anyone else] I'm sorry.
What are they running away from?
What are you guys doing here? It's 5:00 in the morning.
What happened to the "there isn't a jar in the world I can't open" stuff? Wait! Did you find a jar that you couldn't open? What was in it? Were there pickles in it? Where's the giant jar of pickles?
Who wants to go for a swim with the Link?
Wow, its energy signature is massive.
Yeah.. in that very chair. He’s still there.
You can't crush a cockroach! [laughs maniacally]
You really don’t get it, do you? No monster has ever gotten out of here.
[at Susan's party, Link turns on some music and tries to mingle]
How's it going? ...Ca' Pasa, Girlfriend? ...Way to cut up a rug, Insecto'! [Insectosaurus is slowly bouncing around]
[dancing off against Gallaxhar's computer]
One thing you don't know about me, my dear! My Ph.D is in... dance!
[lifting weights]
six, seven, eight... [notices Susan] Uh, 999, 1,000. Phew! I can't believe I did ten sets!
[to after they rescue her]
My dear, no matter what your size you'll always be... [notices the Gallaxhar clones coming and pulls Susan down, shaking her] nothing but a filthy carbon based lifeform!