Tony Clifton You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.
Played by Jim Carrey 
Man on the Moon (1999) · 31 quotes
Man on the Moon (1999) · 31 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Man on the Moon (1999): in 8 of its 31 quotes
A line from Tony CliftonWhoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!
More lines from Tony Clifton
7 quotes Tony Clifton Tony Clifton OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!
Tony Clifton What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!
Tony Clifton I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!
Tony Clifton If you guys ever go to Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!
Tony Clifton So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?
Tony Clifton **** YOU! I'M NOT GOIN!
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