Andy Kaufman quotes from Man on the Moon (1999)

Those are dead people laughing, you know that, those people are dead!

I've had it with this bullshit Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got I swear to god, **** YOU! OKAY, ALRIGHT LAWLER, **** YOU!

I'm sick of this shit, Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got, I swear to God. **** you! Okay? Okay, Lawler? **** YOU! I'm sorry, Dave. I know I'm not supposed to use those words on television. I can't say those words. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But, you, you are a (bleep)ing, (bleep)ing (bleep)hole! Okay?!

Do you want to move in with me?

That's it...I quit!

Every show is worse than the last one.

And what do they know?

I'm sorry for all the wrestling I've ever done and I'm sorry for all the grief I've ever given...I was just playing bad guy wrestler and it's not me it's just a role and I guess Jerry took it seriously...I'm sorry.

My father said I could've sued you, I could've hired a lawyer and sued but I didn't because I'm not that kind of guy.

Women are superior to men in many ways.