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Jake Taylor quotes

View Quote I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees.
View Quote [to Rexman] Hey, Rexman! Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife at the Capri Lounge last night. Hell of a dancer. You should be very very proud. Oh, and that guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all, but tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head? [Rexman pops the ball straight up] Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.
View Quote Second base... [overthrows second baseman] shit.
View Quote Come on Jake. It's only your life.
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