Indians
[wearing tuxedos, the whole team stands behind Home Plate]
Hello. Do you know us?
Indians
[putting on their caps]
We're a Major League Baseball team.
Jake
But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, nobody recognizes us - not even in our own home town.
Eddie
That's why we carry the American Express card.
Rick
No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool. You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places.
Pedro
So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter.
Roger
Look what it's done for us. People still DON'T recognize us but... [snaps his fingers]
Lou
We're contenders now.
Willie
[slides into Home Plate and holds up a green credit card]
The American Express card: Don't steal home without it.
