A scene from Major League 1989
Jake

What I was concerned with was why you didn't come up with that grounder that Ryckert hit in the 9th

Roger

It was out of my reach, what do you want me to do dive for it?

Jake

Rog, it could have meant the game!

Roger

Oh come on, cut the rah rah shit Taylor! Year after this I go free agent. Plus me and my agent got a couple of plans for life after baseball. So I am not about to risk major injury or deface this property for a collection of stiffs!

Jake

Ya know Dorn, I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer. If you wanna be an interior decorator now, that's none of my business. But some of us still need this team. Now you listen to me! This is my last shot at a winner and for some of the younger guys it could be their only shot. I don't know what happened to you. But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your ****in throat!

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