A scene from Major League 1989
Jake

[at the library, discussing Jake's one-night stand with a flight attendant]

I had no choice. She bet me fifty dollars that she had a better body than you and I had to defend your honor.

Lynn Wells

Oh, what a bunch of bullshit! I have a much better body than she does!

Jake

[everyone in the library turns to look] [to others]

She's right.

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