Rene Russo movie quotes

View Quote I can always tell when someone's lying to himself. But I'm susceptible and frequently wrong when a person lies to me.

View Quote Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?

View Quote I find him... mildly attractive when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this.

View Quote 'It' didn't slip away, Martin, you did... when you went off to **** Nicki in the middle of my birthday party.

View Quote Yeah, well Martin is known for his flipping. He flips over a script, and when the time comes to make a deal, he flips out.

View Quote Movie stars never pick up the check. They have no idea what things cost. Most of them don't know their zip code and a lot don't even know their own phone number.

View Quote I saw him wreck a 100,000 dollar boat because he liked the splash.

View Quote You think I'd believe you'd leave your hard stolen painting around a Caribbean hut?

View Quote You're not boring, I'll give you that.

View Quote [last lines]
Frank Horrigan: I'll bet you that brown pigeon down there flies off before the white one.
Lilly Raines: How do you know?
Frank Horrigan: I know things about pigeons, Lilly.

View Quote Lilly Raines: What makes you think he'll call again?
Frank Horrigan: Oh, he'll call again. He's got "panache."
Lilly Raines: Panache?
Frank Horrigan: Yeah, it means flamboyance.
Lilly Raines: Uh, I know what it means.
Frank Horrigan: Really? I had to look it up.

View Quote [Lilly's wearing an evening dress]
Lilly Raines: What are you looking at?
Frank Horrigan: I was just wondering where you hide your firearm. Don't tell me, let me guess.

View Quote Sam Daniels: Nobody gets sick within 24 hours, we're in the clear!
Robby Keough: This doesn't sound like you.
Sam Daniels: What?
Robby Keough: Imagining the best-case scenario.
Sam Daniels: Why not? I still think there's hope for us.

View Quote Sam Daniels: What're you gonna be doing at CDC?
Robby Keough: Working BL-4. Same as you.
Sam Daniels: My job.
Robby Keough: Well, I like to think of it as my job.

View Quote Robby Keough: What happened, Casey?
Casey Schuler: Oh, nothing — I just got a sudden case of the willies. [...] I hate them willies. They ought to call 'em the "Sams", don't you think?

View Quote ...think of our newscast as a screaming woman running down the street with her throat cut.

View Quote Nina Romina: Friends don't pressure friends to **** sleep with them.
Lou Bloom: Actually that's not true, because as you know, Nina, a friend is a gift you give yourself.

View Quote Lou Bloom: You don't work with me, you're someone I sell to.
Nina Romina: And I don't wanna **** that up.
Lou Bloom: What if by saying no you **** it up?

View Quote "Close" is a lingerie shop without a front window.

View Quote Internal Affairs Guy:I looked at your record for all the chaos and mayhem you cause.
Riggs:No, no, I'm chaos and he's mayhem, we're a double act. [annoyed] What are we, required reading or something?
Lorna: As a matter of fact you are; somewhere between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine.

View Quote Riggs: Nice of you to steal that information.
Lorna: Semantics, Riggs.
Riggs: Some antics? I'm always up for some antics!

View Quote Boris, what are we doing darling? We've been trying to catch Moose and Squirrel ever since we first got drawn. We tried to stab them, shoot them, smash them, smush them, crush them, bash them, mash them, squish them, and they don't even know our names. I'm tried of all this, Boris. I don't want to be spy no more. Let's face it, darling, we suck. We can never catch Moose and Squirrel.

View Quote Fearless Leader: Silence! [a message from the White House has arrived] It's a message from the mole at the White House!
Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale: Moose and Squirrel!
Fearless Leader: [tearing the message and throws it on the floor] Moose and Squirrel. How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?!
Boris: Uh, 28?
Fearless Leader: Quiet, idiot! They must never reach New York alive. I want you to destroy them personally.
Boris: After 30 years of waiting, one more chance to crush Moose and Squirrel! [kisses Fearless Leader's hand]
Natasha: Oh, Fearless Leader, you are so good to us! [kisses Fearless Leader's other hand]