"Close" is a lingerie shop without a front window.
Martin Riggs
Mel Gibson · 11 quotes
Roger Murtagh
6 quotes
Jack Travis
Stuart Wilson · 3 quotes
Lorna Cole
Rene Russo · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Roger Murtagh & Martin Riggs (4), Martin Riggs & Lorna Cole (2)
Lethal Weapon 3 quotes
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Officer 1
[in the lockers, Murtaugh accidentally shoots his gun. Riggs decides to cover up the misfire by going into a "heated frenzy]
What the hell is going on?!
I'M PISSED OFF. YOU NEED A REASON?!
Officer 1
I thought I heard gunfire.
WELL, GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED!! Put that away!
Towel-Wearing Person
Hey, man. Peace. [walks away]
Internal Affairs Guy
I looked at your record for all the chaos and mayhem you cause.
No, no, I'm chaos and he's mayhem, we're a double act. [annoyed] What are we, required reading or something?
As a matter of fact you are; somewhere between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine.
What? What?
A minute ago, you said blue!
Did I say blue?
Riggs, you said blue!
Well, I meant red.
You sure?
Well, look, Rog, we can do it your way if you like.
My way>?! I don't have...!
Aw, shit.
You ready? [Murtaugh winces] Rog.
What? [opens his eyes]
Aren't you gonna miss all this good stuff when you retire? Aren't you gonna miss it a little bit? Huh? [chuckles] I'm cutting the wire. [Murtaugh winces again] Snip. [timer counts down faster] See, all done. Rog?
Yeah?
Grab the cat?
[he and Riggs run from the building and yell for everyone nearby to evacuate; the building explodes]
Do you have to solve everything with your fists?
Well, I couldn't use my gun, there were people around.
I knew you couldn't stop smoking.
I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem.
What dog biscuit problem?
Well, I've been chasing more cars lately, and uh, y'know , when I try to lick my balls I keep falling off the couch.
Riggs, everyone else is outside. Only me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be in here.
Nearly a CAT-astrophe, huh?
Hiya, Hubie! We're lookin' for a friend of yours named Travis.
Hubie I never heard of him.
Never? (jabbing Hubie in the eyes) [imitates a buzzer] Wrong answer. Wrong answer. [imitates a buzzer]
Nice of you to steal that information.
Semantics, Riggs.
Some antics? I'm always up for some antics!
Go to hell, Riggs.
You first.
Tyrone
What the hell! It's Jack Travis!
That's what I wanted, baby.
I'm too old for this shit.
We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.
You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.