Murtaugh
Riggs, everyone else is outside. Only me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be in here.
Nearly a CAT-astrophe, huh?
2nd most-quoted character in Lethal Weapon 3 (1992): in 6 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Martin Riggs (4)
I'm too old for this shit.
Scenes with Roger Murtagh
5 scenes
Murtaugh
[sees Riggs about to cut the red wire.]
Oh! Oh!
What? What?
Murtaugh
A minute ago, you said blue!
Did I say blue?
Murtaugh
Riggs, you said blue!
Well, I meant red.
Murtaugh
You sure?
Well, look, Rog, we can do it your way if you like.
Murtaugh
My way>?! I don't have...!
Murtaugh
Aw, shit.
You ready? [Murtaugh winces] Rog.
Murtaugh
What? [opens his eyes]
Aren't you gonna miss all this good stuff when you retire? Aren't you gonna miss it a little bit? Huh? [chuckles] I'm cutting the wire. [Murtaugh winces again] Snip. [timer counts down faster] See, all done. Rog?
Murtaugh
Yeah?
Murtaugh
Grab the cat?
[he and Riggs run from the building and yell for everyone nearby to evacuate; the building explodes]
Tyrone
What the hell! It's Jack Travis!
Murtaugh
That's what I wanted, baby.
Murtaugh
Do you have to solve everything with your fists?
Well, I couldn't use my gun, there were people around.
Murtaugh
I knew you couldn't stop smoking.
I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem.
Murtaugh
What dog biscuit problem?
Well, I've been chasing more cars lately, and uh, y'know , when I try to lick my balls I keep falling off the couch.
