A scene from Major League 1989
Lou

[at a team meeting]

Can I have your attention, please? I have something I think you all ought to know about. It seems that Mrs. Phelps doesn't think too highly of our worth. She put this team together because she thought we'd be bad enough to finish dead last, knocking attendance down to the point where she could move the team to Miami... and get rid of all of us for better personnel.

Roger

Even me?

Lou

Even you, Dorn.

Eddie

What if we DON'T finish last?

Lou

She'll REPLACE you with somebody who WILL. After this season, you'll be sent back to the minors or given your outright release.

Jake

[stands]

Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do.

Roger

What's that?

Jake

Win the whole **** thing.

Willie

[long pause] [stands]

Yeah.

Pedro

[pounds his hand]

YES!

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