Lou
[at a team meeting]
Can I have your attention, please? I have something I think you all ought to know about. It seems that Mrs. Phelps doesn't think too highly of our worth. She put this team together because she thought we'd be bad enough to finish dead last, knocking attendance down to the point where she could move the team to Miami... and get rid of all of us for better personnel.
Roger
Even me?
Lou
Even you, Dorn.
Eddie
What if we DON'T finish last?
Lou
She'll REPLACE you with somebody who WILL. After this season, you'll be sent back to the minors or given your outright release.
Roger
What's that?
Jake
Win the whole **** thing.





