We're gonna do a proper decoration job. I want the grey skies of London illuminated. I want that house painted red.
Eddie
16 quotes
Soap
Dexter Fletcher · 16 quotes
Tom
Jason Flemyng · 13 quotes
Bacon
Jason Statham · 12 quotes
Barry the Baptist
Lenny McLean · 12 quotes
Rory Breaker
Vas Blackwood · 11 quotes
Big Chris
Vinnie Jones · 5 quotes
Gary
Victor McGuire · 5 quotes
Dog
Frank Harper · 4 quotes
Nick the Greek
Stephen Marcus · 4 quotes
Winston
Steven Mackintosh · 4 quotes
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes
Page 6 of 6What do you want a medal? I'll shoot you in the **** throat if I don't get my ganja back!
When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.