Winston Charles, get the rifle out. We're being ****.
Played by Steven Mackintosh 
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) · 79 quotes
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) · 79 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998): in 4 of its 79 quotes
Scenes with Winston
4 scenes Winston Winston Alarm bells are ringing Willy.
Winston Charles,why have we got that cage?
Charles Uh,security.
Winston That's right, that's right - security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' **** use it?
Charles Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.
Winston Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?
Willie Chill Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?
Winston The problem Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep the **** cage locked! What is that?
Willie That's Gloria.
Winston Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?
Willie Fertilizer.
Winston You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie.
Willie We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle.
Willie What do you mean?
Winston We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-****-culturist! That's what I mean Willie.
What did you shoot him with, an air rifle?
Winston Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.
You don't say.
