A scene from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998
Winston

Charles,why have we got that cage?

Charles

Uh,security.

Winston

That's right, that's right - security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' **** use it?

Charles

Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.

Winston

Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?

Willie

Chill Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?

Winston

The problem Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep the **** cage locked! What is that?

Willie

That's Gloria.

Winston

Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?

Willie

Fertilizer.

Winston

You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie.

Willie

We need fertilizer Winston.

Winston

Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle.

Willie

What do you mean?

Winston

We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-****-culturist! That's what I mean Willie.

In this scene

Winston Steven Mackintosh More Winston quotes →
Charles Nick Marcq
Willie Charles Forbes

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