A scene from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998
J

[Discussing their careers as marijuana growers]

I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists, or Nobel Peace Prize winners or something.

Charles

Peace Prize? Ooh. Be lucky to find your penis for a piss, the amount you keep smoking.

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Charles Nick Marcq
J Nicholas Rowe

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