Little Chris
****in' hell John, do you always walk around with this in your pocket?
Big Chris
Hey! You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't!
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J I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists, or Nobel Peace Prize winners or something.
Charles Peace Prize? Ooh. Be lucky to find your penis for a piss, the amount you keep smoking.
Soap Where the **** are they going?... Shift a piano? I thought this was meant to be a robbery.
Eddie Where did they get those outfits?
Tom, Bacon Not a bad idea, that.
Dean He's got the guns. Go ahead. You get them.
Gary Why me?
Dean You're supposed to be the hard case.
Gary You get the guns. I drive the car!
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