A scene from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998
Plank

[gets hit with an air rifle]

Ah! They **** shot me!

Dog

Well, shoot 'em back!

Plank

[shoots wildly]

John

Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!

Dog

I don't **** believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

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Dog Frank Harper More Dog quotes →
John Tony McMahon
Plank Steve Sweeney

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