Dog Golf - the best way to spoil a good walk. Winston Churchill said that. I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. And I got bigger teeth than you two.
Played by Frank Harper 
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) · 79 quotes
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) · 79 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998): in 4 of its 79 quotes
Scenes with Dog
4 scenes Dog 
Plank [gets hit with an air rifle]
Ah! They **** shot me!
Dog Well, shoot 'em back!
Plank [shoots wildly]
John Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
Dog I don't **** believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?
Dog [indicates massive gun]
What the **** is that?
Mickey It's me Bren gun.
Dog Couldn't you have thought of something more practical?
Dog I'll find ya.
'Course you will, sweet'eart.
Dog I'll find ya.
What do you think this is, hide and seek?
