Golf - the best way to spoil a good walk. Winston Churchill said that. I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. And I got bigger teeth than you two.
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Eddie They're armed.
Soap What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Gary Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shots?
Barry the Baptist Oh, you must be the brains then. Yes, that's right, guns that fire shots.
Plank Ah! They **** shot me!
Dog Well, shoot 'em back!
Plank [shoots wildly]
John Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
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