Greg Focker quotes from Little Fockers (2010)

Greg Focker

Yeah, well I have eyes too. So I'll be watching you... watching me.

Greg Focker

To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes. Jack, there's never been a problem with that.

Greg Focker

Yes. Even after that. It's still... It's all good. It's all good under the hood.

Greg Focker

Our dear friend the Buddha? How's he doing? It's been so long. Do you ever listen to yourself?

Greg Focker

Well, I got good news for you. You're not Jesus.

Greg Focker

What are you talking about? You were his golden boy.

Greg Focker

Really? He said that to you?

Greg Focker

Circle of Trust.

Greg Focker

He's not a doctor.

Greg Focker

Not in *any* sense of word.

Greg Focker

Mmm. Well, I think Harvard's cheaper.

Greg Focker

Don't do that.

Greg Focker

You're not going to erase my son's memory.

Greg Focker

I'm getting off the wheel.

Greg Focker

The wheel! The little hamster wheel that we're all running up to get a little taste of your little water thingy!

Greg Focker

Just please, approval! Approval! Please! Give me some of the Jack... yeah...

Greg Focker

Really? To you waving your hands over him? He's not a Ouija board, Kevin.

Greg Focker

Why don't you get on your stupid monster yacht with your bubble-butt Russian girlfriend and do Jell-O shots off of Deepak Chopra's butt?

Greg Focker

Really?