Little Fockers (2010) quotes

72 total quotes

Bernie Focker – Dustin Hoffman
Dr. Bob – Tom McCarthy
E.M.T.
Greg Focker – Ben Stiller

Jack Byrnes – Robert De Niro
Kevin Rawley – Owen Wilson
Pam Focker – Teri Polo
Roz Focker
Sam Focker

View Quote [to his cat after seeing the remixed video of Greg's rant] That's the Godfocker? [cat hisses]

View Quote Ah. He pulled the same shit on you, didn't he? In that family, we're all just hamsters on Jack Byrnes' little wheel. His Circus of Trust or whatever he calls it.

View Quote Andi gives Daddy his boners.

View Quote Andi?

View Quote Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?

View Quote As an early Hannukah present, I'm going to send you and Pam a box of these musical condoms.

View Quote Bernie, do you hear how you're upsetting your son?

View Quote But do it only when it's dry. Don't do a wet one.

View Quote Circle of Trust.

View Quote Could you and Dad keep it down, please?

View Quote Don't do that.

View Quote Dr. Bob. Scumbag.

View Quote Focker, there is no way I'm going to an ER room with this thing. Now you need to stick me and you need to stick me now! I'm having a dick attack! Stick me!

View Quote Greg, he saw his father inject a needle into his grandfather's penis. He already had issues. That's something he might never recover from.

View Quote Greg, he's not responding to my treatment.