He's not a doctor.
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro · 21 quotes
Greg Focker
Ben Stiller · 20 quotes
Bernie Focker
Dustin Hoffman · 8 quotes
Kevin Rawley
Owen Wilson · 5 quotes
Dr. Bob
Tom McCarthy · 4 quotes
Pam Focker
Teri Polo · 4 quotes
Roz Focker
4 quotes
Sam Focker
4 quotes
E.M.T.
2 quotes
Little Fockers quotes
Page 2 of 5Hey, Bernie!
I can't say because I'm not supposed to be spying.
I guess they fight sometimes.
I had no idea how deep I was until I stepped away, and I'll tell you something. Once I got off the treadmill, I've never been happier.
I know you were telling the truth about Andi, Greg.
I never went soft on you.
I pulled my hamstring doing a reverse cowgirl!
I speak from the heart, off the cuff, like my man, J.C. at the Sermon on the Mount. You said that's what you've always admired about me.
I'm getting off the wheel.
I'm not gay myself. But if I were gay, I would certainly be proud to choose a life partner like Gay Focker. And that's his actual name.
I'm watching you.
If I go down, Greg, I need to know someone will be responsible for the whole Byrnes clan. So I ask you, Greg, are you prepared to be... the Godfocker?
Just please, approval! Approval! Please! Give me some of the Jack... yeah...
Let me talk. Listen, will you?