A character in Little Fockers (2010)

Bernie Focker quotes from Little Fockers (2010)

Dustin Hoffman
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But do it only when it's dry. Don't do a wet one.

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Bernie Focker

You kids wanna pick your nose and flick your boogers? Do it!

Bernie Focker
[to Roz, on a three-way call with Greg]

Why can't you support my dreams the way I've always supported yours? When you wanted to try new sex positions for your research, I was your guinea pig!

Bernie Focker

I pulled my hamstring doing a reverse cowgirl!

Bernie Focker

My two cents. The way you deal with Jack, no matter what he does, just smother that guy with kisses. He'll be putty in your hands.

Bernie Focker

Will you get out of here so I can shtup my wife?

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